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Department Of Justice demands prison time for Ashley Biden diary thief

 @AmusedSmeltLibertarian from North Carolina commented…1mo1MO

Prison time?

1) At best it would be petty theft of something with a monetary value of about $5.

2) It wasn't stolen. Ashley Biden abandoned it. You can't charge someone for theft of an item they found after it was left behind

3) DOJ just confirmed it is real

 @EnragedV0lunteerDemocrat from South Carolina disagreed…1mo1MO

the twisted logic you guys have to do to justify theft of other people's property.

  @Patriot-#1776Constitution from Washington disagreed…1mo1MO

I do so fervently apologise, enlightened liberal, for my reactionary belief that people who steal a notebook shouldn't be locked in cages for extended periods of time. Do forgive my right wing zealotry.